I’m glad you love CALEB STRYKER so much. CALEB STRYKER must be an awesome person. You go CALEB STRYKER, you go. (ps caleb stryker is supposed to be capitalized, but this theme hates me and won’t let me capitalize SHIT)
why is everyone asking Crystal Methh about her sex life? And WHY is she answering them? Sluts these days~
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A picture of a guy grabbing himself is not going to get me to believe that that is you. But if it really is, hit me up :D
What could be worse than Obama being president? A Wantmore! If you ever become president, I’m moving to Canada. 
